POLL : what has been your worst injury tell me the story?

Please do not answer if you do not have one. My worst SO FAR has been splitting open my hip after leaning on an unstable colapable table I could see my mucle pulsing .... Eww......my friends mum just put a big plaster on it it was two days later when I let my mom take it off turned out I had to get stiches..........how about you?